jackscarab:

robotlyra:

FINANCIAL INVESTMENT FOR POOR DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS

AKA OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROTH IRA

Investment is something being deliberately eroded by Wall Street in order to increase faith and investment in Wall Street.

Investment is still a good idea. It’s just that the system is geared toward you depositing your money in a stock casino.

Good luck finding good investment rates anywhere.

This is probably not the answer you were looking for.

I am pretty much resigned to the fact that I am going to be working ten years after I am dead.

They will have my dessicated corpse rigged up on a system of pulleys.