RobotLyra, Urban Cosmonaut

Lyra sees a poster for a DDR-based dance-battle movie.

Lyra freaks the fuck out and gets totally excited.

Lyra watches the trailer.

Lyra sees that the dancing is nowhere near a pro competitive level, no flourishes, trick steps, turns, drops, or double-pad techniques are shown.

Lyra sees that most of the footage of dancing is pictured from the waist up, intercut with shots of the screen, and shots of the feet alone.

Lyra begins to suspect no one in this movie is actually any good at step games at all.

Lyra begins to suspect this movie is not so much about DDR as it is about being a bad movie with bad actors for the sake of being “cult.”

Lyra is now really disappointed and pretty embarrassed she got excited at all.