My sexual dreams never had the tendency to shift into unpleasantness before now, and I’m not sure if it’s just because I don’t have complete control of my living space, so I’m unconsciously paranoid about who accesses it, or if my estimation of my own sensual prospects is so bleak that my own mind is preventing me from indulging.

The other half of the goth kids partyzone, Plague Knight. While Specter Knight is the creepy one who broods and menaces, Plague Knight is that giggly kid who was a little too fascinated with the Bunsen burners in chem class, and had a dozen or so far more dangerous/illegal projects going on in his shed at home.

The other half of the goth kids partyzone, Plague Knight. While Specter Knight is the creepy one who broods and menaces, Plague Knight is that giggly kid who was a little too fascinated with the Bunsen burners in chem class, and had a dozen or so far more dangerous/illegal projects going on in his shed at home.

Anonymous asked
If you had to choose would you date a robot that had trouble connecting with you emotionally but had the greatest penis devised by science or a robot that was supernaturally cuddly and generally nice to be around?

I think I could pass up Science’s Greatest Dick for a robot with a really good personality. I mean, that’s my problem now as it IS. My Bad Dragon toy is pretty spectacular, but even a round with it is starting to feel pretty hollow in the aftermath.

Swans on the Common. They’re nesting and guarding a clutch, but those eggs won’t hatch… because both of them are female.

Our swans have a Boston Marriage.

Trying to get some interesting light conditions.

Trying to get some interesting light conditions.

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IF I EVER HOST A YAOI PANEL THIS IS THE VIDEO I WILL INTRODUCE THE PANEL WITH 

TheClassic

i was afraid to click on it but i’m glad i did

This went exactly as I wanted it to.

This will never not be funny

The thing about this clip that gets me is that it’s been a con and weeb-scene staple for years now, featured in one of the raunchy version AMV Hells, but I remember seeing the anime they pulled this from, way back when I was in college.

Back in the early 00’s, when everybody still had to get their stuff from Morpheus and Kazaa, there were exactly 4 yaoi anime available for viewing: Legend of the Blue Wolves, Ai No Kusabi, Level C, and the one above, Boku No Sexual Harassment. I think only Ai No Kusabi was reliably subbed, and the rest were in raw Japanese. Being the desperate, stifled young adult eager to indulge her sexuality that I was, I watched all of them, even if I had no idea what was going on. So when years later, this parody made its debut, while most people were yelling “WHAT THE HELL, WHERE DID THIS EVEN COME FROM”, I knew exactly where.

Hella tea, red bean boba.

This place is really good cuz they let me customize the amount of sugar, so it isn’t too sweet.

Hella tea, red bean boba.

This place is really good cuz they let me customize the amount of sugar, so it isn’t too sweet.