January 2012
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Anonymous asked: I agree with that other anon. You're not like other fans who are all 'hmm sex on legs', you're one of his fans that actually seems to care about his feelings.
December 2011
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Anonymous asked: You're one of the few people who really deserves to be Stephen Merchant's wife. And seeing as you're the only one near his age, I really hope if he does choose, he chooses you.
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Reblog with your computer/laptop's name
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Tony
TARDIS
Sherlock aww yee
……Rainbow Dash
Ursula.
DenjinHAL
((Jack. … It’s RED, sue me. ;u; ))
[[mister_data
I already had one named Spock.]]
(Flighty...
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And suddenly, I became the voice of a generation with a single passive-aggressive clown analogy.
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Tooth Fairy Headcanon (While I'm too buzzed to...
There are two subsets of “fantasy” creatures that are entirely dependent on the existence of raw human thought that operates outside of the realm of the empirical: those inspired by hope, and those inspired by fear. Creatures like bogeymen, vampires, ghosts, monsters, etc, are fear-based; angels, elves, gnomes, and tooth fairies et al are hope based. There is some overlap, certain gods...
I probably shouldn’t have an unfollower-tracker add on. The last thing I need in my life is MORE paranoia and self doubt.
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kidhatekid replied to your post: I could never be a standup comedian. I’d nullify…
Are… are you apologizing for that Smirnoff Ice, as well? It’s ok, baby; I forgive you. B)
I HAVE THE BEVERAGE PALATE OF A NINE YEAR OLD
WHEN WILL I GROW UUUUUUUUUP
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I could never be a standup comedian.
I’d nullify every punchline with my desperate cries of “I’M SORRY.” And then I’d start crying and everyone would start shifting in their chairs or awkwardly inching towards the exits.
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-Post snarky commentary about tumblr platform developer BS
-Lose a follower who is also an artist I really admire
-Regret all my life’s decisions
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If tumblr was McDonalds, all the burgers and sandwiches and nuggets and fries would be served without condiments. You’d be free to bring and add your own condiments to actually make the dining experience fully ENJOYABLE, but occasionally Ronald McDonald would stand by your table, sigh disapprovingly and comment on how all the ketchup stains make his life so hard.
When so many users are using an Outside Developer Add-on “Hack” that it fucks up your own platform’s performance, maybe you should consider contacting that Outside Developer and possibly work to start including all the really super helpful fixes that they made.
You know, like if everyone starts bringing in their own ketchup to your restaurant, maybe you really start to look into...
Looking up elements of Norse mythology for shits and giggles.
I started looking through the google images for pictures of Fenrisulfr, and none of the internet’s vast supply of mythological/fantasy/furry fanartists seems to understand that this is a wolf that really ought to be visible from space.
This is disappointing, but not entirely surprising.
Earlier today I was cranky and cynical and suffering from the “too many irritating human feelings” disease.
But now I am warm, well fed on sushi, and with a fridge full of beer at the ready.
It’s amazing how neatly a good meal can reverse a sour mood.
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HAPPY NEW BEERS
I have the weekend off from work, so I am free to party New Year’s Eve as I please, but I am a total doofus, and it’s going to be way too cold and crowded anyways, so I’m limiting my celebrations to inside my apartment until further notice.
But just before you think me a TOTAL loser, lemme show you my libations for the night.
I’m not a beer drinker by nature, and I...
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reblog if you like Steves pancake buns
THEY’RE OUTTA THIS WORLD
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Tracy Smut up ins! Behind a cut for the delicate souls amongst us.
Sloppier proportions and errors in the features but much better energy overall. This new drafting pencil is forcing me to make some interesting new decisions in how I handle my sketches.
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PS.
I HOPE TO SEE A TRACY COSPLAYER
AT LEAST ONCE
BEFORE I DIE
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Walk like a man, talk like a man...
So kiddies, I’ve been thinkin’.
Since I am apparently REALLY GOOD at this sort of thing, I was considering what other crossplays I could attempt in the future.
I’m kind of at a loss for games, shows, or franchises that I’m psyched up enough over that have characters that look like me with a little more facial hair, but as I walked home from work tonight, I was struck by a...
One day I’ll figure out how to stop sleeping entirely. Or at least learn to draw BEFORE I go wandering out into the wilds of the internet.
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Lyra: “I wanna draw some fun and sexy pictures of Tracy tonight!”
Lyra’s Bad Internet Habits: “Nope, you’re gonna stay up doing useless shit and reading creepypasta that will terrify you into inaction for the rest of the night!”
Lyra: “…”
catbountry asked: AM
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Watchbeforethebeard:
I got the office 10 year box set for these 40 seconds.
“FUCK OFF” *swipe*
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madammaria asked: Cave Johnson
camronjk asked: JtHM
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Put a fictional character in my ask & I'll tell...
paranoidandroid42:
soupengine:
why not.
i don’t expect anything but w/e
Come at me, brosephs
Don’t go the easy route, people.
CHALLENGE ME.
kavinskysdick asked: Does SMerch have a tumblr...?
Anonymous asked: ALL the users! Tumblr is one giant reblog-orgy
Which tumblr user do you ship me with? →
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“We require a source of great emotional turmoil and despair in order to counteract the entropy of the universe.”
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waffleguppies replied to your post: Why did I just spend a full hour researching the…
Because that’s an awesome use of time. What did you find out?
While the convention of the Tooth Fairy as a cute little lady (or dude, heh heh) in satiny duds who carts away your baby teeth is a relatively modern convention that solidified into the form that we know in the early 1900s, ritualized disposal...
Why did I just spend a full hour researching the social origins of Tooth Fairy mythology when all I really wanted to do was draw some smut?
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I just looked out the kitchen window at the moon, and I was kind of amazed.
It’s presently in crescent, and usually, when I see the crescent, it’s just a thin curve of light floating somewhat disembodied in the blackness. But tonight, it looked like THIS.
This is a phenomenon called Earthshine. The brightest part of the moon is illuminated by sunlight shining directly upon it, but...
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Anonymous asked: Awh, I'm having Steve withdrawals too. Seriously, I'm staring at the tree wondering if any of the presents under it could have him inside. Let's cry and go over what we should have said together!
New Year's Preparation List
Things I need to get now that Christmas is over and I’m entering a new year:
-new pair of checkerboard vans
-vacuum cleaner for the apartment
-new pin maker (a better brand than badge-a-minit)
-passport for trip to London
I GUESS WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT I WOULD COOK BREAKFAST FOR STEVE.
No, there’d be no ropes or ducttape involved.
Just bacon, french toast, and mimosas.
Interesting personal fact:
I consider Breakfast the most intimate meal of the day.
Sharing breakfast with someone is, in my mind, an incredibly intimate act. It not only implies that you spent the night together before, but it also involves sharing a more private daily ritual with a person. The first meal of the day is taken while you’re still somewhat groggy and distracted from sleep....
Falling asleep in my chair due to massive amounts of food. More art will have to wait until tomorrow.
Merry Christmas, alla y’all.