February 2012
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“Baby, you’re my Quark Theory. Full of STRANGE CHARM.”
Yaaaaaaaaagh I am all twitchy today. I got the fidgets and the shakies and I wish the next episode of Wakfu was subbed already. Dang son.
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My new vacuum cleaner came today and it is a fucking BEAST. Sucked several months of neglected dust and impacted lint out of an area rug like a black hole. It sounds like a table saw when I put it on the floor setting. I bet this thing could strip paint.
I have never been this excited about a HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE before.
catbountry asked: ONCE UPON A TIME LYRA DECIDED SHE WAS GONNA COME TO OTAKON THIS YEAR AFTER ALL AND NOT BE A BIG FARTY BUTT GAY.
Anonymous asked: The feeling was not unpleasant. Warm to the touch, with just enough texture to make things interesting. She shifted on the cushions and reached up to touch its shoulders. His shoulders, she reminded herself. If she was going to do this, she had to think of him as a person. His design made that somewhat difficult to believe, as he was a rather simple, geometric interpretation of a human body. His...
A story (From Ms Slothrop)
I don’t know if this is the kind of story you meant, but this is the story I’d tell if I ever got to be in the red chair on The Graham Norton Show by some remote chance. Also, this is the longer version. I’d never get it out if I told this version out loud.
When I was about five or six years old, my favorite store at the closest shopping mall was a toy store called...
Tired. It’s been a long day. Going to bed for much needed rest.
If you can, Tell me stories in my inbox while I sleep, tomorrow will be like Christmas that way.
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Plans Plans Plans
My dad told me to look into London sightseeing and touristing destinations so he could pick a hotel in either Kensington, Hyde Park, or Mayfair. I’m leaning towards the latter two because they’re closest to the Palace, Westminster and the Clocktower…
But basically what I’m trying to do is actually commit to a game plan, and not just sit here giggling at Google Maps views...
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Con and On and On
In further positive things to think about, I’ve been recently offered accommodations to attend this year’s Dragon*Con. I’ve been an Otakon regular for several years now, and while it’s produced some great memories, I think I’m starting to outgrow the demographic. It just might be time for me to try out a NEW summer convention. I actually ran into one of my fellow con...
Straight Outta Psych Ward
Well, I’m home again, thankfully I was not deemed a risk necessary for overnight monitoring.
I was largely terrified during the majority of it, but me being frightened in hospitals is far from new. I must say that I appreciate the new layout for the ER they have now. The one I was in five years ago for palpitations was more like a dropoff plaza for a war-zone/butcher shop. This one’s...
Anonymous asked: I was wondering if you were on the Steve Merchant live chat, I'd love to see your questions to him
Checked. Stabilized. Cleared. Psych appointment in March.
I am moving forward.
Moving Forward
Called out from work, now I have no excuse for not going in.
Now to try and stop waffling over whether to go to the Walk-in Clinic or the ER
Well. Just when I was starting to have second thoughts and considering reneging on the plan for tomorrow (today?), I just got a reminder of why I need to go and do this thing.
I am ashamed of myself for being this flawed piece of talking meat, but I’d be even more ashamed if I wasn’t able to claim my dignity back again from forces that I cannot and will not ever be able to control....
SO MANY INVOLUNTARY INPATIENT HORROR STORIES
SO MANY
I don’t want to be locked up I just want to be fixed and normal.
Oh god.
Guilt and shame
I have to go to the hospital tomorrow to do something about myself, but I am fucking TERRIFIED that I’ll be detained. Terrified, humiliated, guilty about missing work, just. Augh.
I know I have to go, but god I don’t want to be locked up like some sort of Girl Interrupted.
Fuck all of everything in creation. I can’t take this anymore. I’m going to the hospital tomorrow.
Someone fucking run me over with a cement mixer.
Do it. Don’t ask questions.
Just flatten me into the fucking pavement.
Extremely messy and scientific sex with robots: I... →
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Not just like, the first anime you saw but the first one you got into enough to start doing fanart/fanfic/whatever and…
Mega Man X. ROBOTS 4 LYFE, SON.
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I’d give up a kidney to be able to draw chicks like Amanda Lafrenais. (NSFW)
Holy Russ Meyer, Batman.
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“Ha Ha, you’re right, people in THAT fandom sure are weird!”, she said nervously, while slowly covering up her sketchbook with her arm.
Am I just THAT old and cranky?
Or am I not the only one who hopes the fad of “action shaky camera” technique fades out really soon, especially in animated media?
I’d really prefer to see shit clearly as it happens than an imaginary implied cameraman freaking out while recording, in order to inject an artificial sense of urgency.
If the katana is coming right for the...
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lithefider replied to your post: On “Sexual Freedom”
oh god what are they doing NOW
I think this reply alone is just a great way to sum up what it means to be a woman trying to assert her bodily freedom nowadays. Just that wince of preparation for yet another series of blows to the crotch.
On "Sexual Freedom"
I have a hard enough time trying to have sex AS IT IS, I really don’t need the GOVERNMENT adding another whole layer of difficulty to it, Jesus Christ.
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“Woodstock is the great American orgy. This is who the Democratic Party has...”
– Rick Santorum.
The democrats are a massive homosexual orgy?
Interesting.
(via anticapitalist)
So…sexual freedom is a bad thing. But individual liberty CANNOT EVER BE TOUCHED BY THE GOVERNMENT EVER.
But individual sexual freedom is a bad thing.
K.
(via stfusexists) I like how he just...
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Give me a million dollar contract right now.
I have an idea for a genre-parody movie. It’s called “Genre-Parody Movie”, and it’s basically 90 minutes of footage of a Hollywood film studio executive jerking off lying in a pile of money.
Ugh
So ugly
Want to peel my skin off
Stephen Merchant fandom is basically a real life version of “There’s Something About Mary”.
Especially that scene with Ben Stiller’s gross sobbing.
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Lyra Is A Sinewave
Lyra sees a poster for a DDR-based dance-battle movie.
Lyra freaks the fuck out and gets totally excited.
Lyra watches the trailer.
Lyra sees that the dancing is nowhere near a pro competitive level, no flourishes, trick steps, turns, drops, or double-pad techniques are shown.
Lyra sees that most of the footage of dancing is pictured from the waist up, intercut with shots of the screen, and...
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That awkward moment where you are catastrophically unhappy but you don’t feel right talking about it anymore, because it’s already replaced all your better qualities and become the dominating aspect of your personality, and you’re terrified that it’s making people dislike you, so you just sort of grit your teeth and suck it up, in spite of the damage it may be causing,...
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Please just love me, you guys. That’s sll I really want. Aaaaaugh.
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And then a terrible part of me said “HEY, WHY NOT JUST MAKE IT OBVIOUS, IT’S NOT LIKE IT WILL EVER MATTER”
And I tried to hit that part of me with a brick.
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Oh boy now I have to draw the GUY character, but there’s no way it isn’t going to be completely obvious hahahah oh my god I can never do original comics I will be sued for libel first
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Chocolate Cockatiel-gate
The whole thing is so funny because Jack and Jill was such a horrible movie that almost no one saw it, so no one knows the scene is CGI.
No one freaks out at a terrier taking a header out the window in Something About Mary because everyone recognizes it as a scene from the movie.
My Brother the Decepticon
I usually have a somewhat dim view of my younger brother and his antics (he sometimes seems one college degree’s grace saving him from being a refugee from Jersey Shore), but my mom just sent me some pretty rad pictures of him in full flight gear flyin’ a jet.
That’s pretty fuckin’ rad.
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Reblog if you like smut.
Am I being paranoid, or did I change from being the fandom’s “erudite scholar” and voice of reason to being “that depressed girl no one knows how to deal with?” In light of that fact, I want to ask my followers: is there anything in particular that you want to see me draw or write about? Maybe if I can get back to steadily producing, I can start feeling like I might...