*yelling embarassingly loud*
BIG FAT ROBOT DICKS
I want some robot snuggles
YELLING ABOUT THIS STUPID MOVIE
MAYBE I WILL POST A CONDENSED LIST OF MY AGONIZED TWEETS
I decided to watch Minority Report and I’m realizing only 10 minutes in that this was a very bad idea. Just the fact that this movie exists, and did not actually implode into a paradox that sucked in the entirety of Hollywood means that there are literally enough dumb movie producers in the world incapable of following the chain of causality, thus allowing this absolute clusterfuck to exist. This is quite possibly in violation of every philosophy class I’ve ever taken. And this pre-crime shit isn’t even Mechanically determined, it’s HUMAN MEAT WITH “PRECOGNITVE POWERS”
I have literally seen more feasable causal looping from HOMESTUCK
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck, son
Prediction for Monsters University:
I predict that at some point in the movie, Art will be the first monster to suggest the possibility of alternate sources of power that don’t rely on screams, but laughter instead.
But everyone will laugh at him and tell him what a dumb idea that is, because he’s an airheaded New Age Philosophy Major.
I pray I am spared from a future limited to strict practicality.
Where does “hard” sci fi become “no fun allowed” sci fi?
This is a real concern of mine.
If anthropoidal robots are apparently too impractical for military/industrial use, that just means we’ll have no choice but to use ‘em all for companionship instead.