I feel like there’s a certain distinct level of unfeasable elements in Indiana Jones movies that would render one unacceptable to me, but I’d have a hard time saying what they exactly ARE.

the-classy-azz:

robotlyra:

the-classy-azz:

someday lyra is going to literally kill me by inducing such extreme arousal so suddenly that I have a goddamn aneurysm from all the blood rushing to my head

The closest I’ll ever come to psychokinetic combustion powers.

yes but why do you have to use them on me? what did I ever do to you? I thought we were frieheheeeends

I don’t know my own strength yet! Clearly I must undergo a strict training regimen to prevent injuring my loved ones

the-classy-azz:

someday lyra is going to literally kill me by inducing such extreme arousal so suddenly that I have a goddamn aneurysm from all the blood rushing to my head

The closest I’ll ever come to psychokinetic combustion powers.

Being in my own apartment is good for personal space, but I really miss the coziness and well-appointed facilities in my parents’ house.

Nothing like a full pantry and a cozy TV room to make you miss things

I love Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade because Indy gets all cranky and put upon about everything that happens while Sean Connery as his dad is for the most part confused but excited

The only time Dr Jones Sr. gets grouchy is when his son outmacks him

I went to my parents’ house today to mind the cat while the folks are in Florida, and I brought my laundry as well, so I could get it done before AB.

Laundry’s done and I ought to go back to my apartment, but Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is on the television and the freezer’s full of breakfast sandwiches.

I could stay a little longer, I guess…

evilhasnever:

babblingbug:

madmud2730:

TFA Prime by *RINPIN

excuse me, i need to go take a cold shower.

dem thighs
dem boots
dat grille


SUGARYOUR MAKEOVER IS HOT AS HELLLLLLLLLL

evilhasnever:

babblingbug:

madmud2730:

TFA Prime by *RINPIN

excuse me, i need to go take a cold shower.

dem thighs

dem boots

dat grille

SUGAR

YOUR MAKEOVER IS HOT AS HELLLLLLLLLL

So Yahoo bought tumblr…
I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t anxious about the possible changes. But that said, I’m not a social media platform devotee in that I’m in a state of DEFCON 1 panic.
Tumblr has made communication, entertainment and self-representation very convenient, but the cluster of extensions I have for it is testament to the fact that it hasn’t been without its problems. I’m also not familiar enough with Yahoo’s business practices to be able to say what to absolutely expect, but if the No Adult Content ban of theirs is true, then it will make the site irrelevant to a majority of users. That alone sort of shows how behind the times Yahoo is as an internet business: adult content is the driving force of the internet, and it doesn’t necessarily always mean sites like Redtube.

Anyways, for the time being, there’s not much to do but wait and see how this pans out, but there’s always the possibility of moving, if things become prohibitive to use. I remain a person who will require the freedom and non-censorship to post adult content like nudity and sex, no matter where I make my internet home, and if I cannot find that here, I guess I’ll have to go elsewhere. It strikes me as annoying and inconvenient more than anything else, both for me and my followers. But if worse comes to worst, I’d be certain to make any movement plans known here beforehand, and hope that there would be another platform with similar services available to transition to, if it isn’t already in the works.

As a child watching tv, I was aware that Punky Brewster was abandoned by her mother, but only now do I realize it was probably due to poverty.

And that’s the reason why her clothes were patchy and oversized, and her shoes were mismatched.

This has been a presentation of “Slow On The Uptake” theater.

Anonymous asked
You are the robot love child of Perceptor and Daft Punk.

I honestly hope I can live up to the standards of being a robot THAT SEXY