Minuscula Sed Ferox
(Icon Art by Lindsay Small-Butera)
I’m tired of being alive. I’m done with it. I want to hand it over to someone else who deserves it, who can do more with it.
I wish people would stop telling me that I could do anything I want just because I’m “smart.”
I can’t imagine achieving circumstances any better than these. I think this is the way things are going to be from now on.
I wish I could just opt out.
I love Drift so very very much.I want to kiss this robot.
LYRA I RECORDED YOU A THING
OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE BEST FUCKIN’ THING
I was doing this horrible mock used-car salesman commercial schtick at Otakon for a place called Waifu Depot and I wish I had the wherewithal to make it into an actual piece of youtube comedy trash.
"COME ON DOWN TO WAIFU DEPOT, WHERE WE HAVE THE MOST MOE GIRLS IN THE WORLD"
"EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED, PHYSICALLY IN NEED, BIG BROTHER COMPLEXES, WE GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL FIND NO GIRLS WITH LESS AGENCY THAN AT WAIFU DEPOT"
"WE GOT YOUR TSUNDERES, WE GOT YOUR KUUDERES, WE GOT EVERY KIND OF GIRL TO SATISFY YOUR UNREALISTIC IDEALS OF ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS, RIGHT HERE AT WAIFU DEPOT"
Sealing off my door and hotboxing enough fart methane to fuel the Russian space program.
I am disgusting and I do not care.